"Good King Wenceslas" is a catchy Christmas carol, but it needs new lyrics for the American audience -- so I've updated it. Here are the lyrics: The Christmas Grizzly Me and Myrtle cozied up in front of the TV, To watch the Grinch get his "what's for," for spoiling Christmas Eve, Myrtle heard a ruckus, out there in the dark, So we opened up the door and gazed into the tra-ailer park. Our plastic Santy sleigh was bright, snow was on the ground, Out there at the garbage cans, something crashed around, I squinted past Christmas lights and hollered, "Who's out there?" That's when we heard a snarling roar split the icy ai-ir. First I saw its glowing eyes, then I saw it charging, As the snarling beast got close, it kept right on enlarging, Standing in my stocking feet, I saw its speed was surging, Myrtle screamed, "That thing's a bear!" as its form was emer-erging. Things got real confusing then, the bear was quick and mighty, I was in my boxer shorts and Myrtle's in her nighty, I slammed shut the trailer door, which splattered into splinters, And the grizzly charged in through the hole, bringing fur and win-inter. Myrtle shoved me at the bear and dived behind the table, I crashed into the curio and tripped on the TV cable, I sprawled into the kitchen, the only refuge I could see, The Grizzly charged in after me, dragging our shiny, aluminum Christmas tre-ee. Corn flakes flew, and corn chips sprayed, and ding-dongs hit the floor, The icebox crashed onto its side and opened up ...
Keywords: Funny, Christmas, Song, Carol, The, Grizzly, Good, King, Wenceslas, Banjo, Roscoe, Trailer, Park, Re
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